Fortunately(?) for them, there’s Coop!
Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can't find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only make things worse.
You play as Coop “Go Away, Weirdo” McCarthy and all you want to do is make the world a better place.