Being a goat has never been this realistic.
Goat Simulator: PAYDAY DLC You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
Unlock new, even dumber stuff.
Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things.