BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!!
And yes, we have noises and musical moods that take a warm soapy sponge to your brain and massage it into cerebral splendor. Yes, we have eye-gogglingly gorgeous vector-based gameplay coupled with particle effects so effortlessly effervescent that you won't have time to wonder if "effortlessly effervescent" means anything coherent. And through the Kickstarter gauntlet we have arrived.